Jul

14

FIVE VERY MANLY THINGS ABOUT CLEANING

If you’re the kind of guy who fears that housecleaning is a threat to your manliness, here are five points to keep in mind:

1. Being in charge of a cleaning job is a valid excuse to buy tools.
2. When you clean, you get to wear your rattiest jeans, T-shirts and sneakers.
3. A guy who can clean is able eat all the junk food on the couch that he wants-and hide the evidence
4. Any guy who can leap into action at a party and remove a fresh wine stain from the carpet will impress the heck out of everybody.
5. You get to hunt down and kill fierce wildlife. Okay, we’re actually talking about germs, but they’re still dangerous little beasts.